Heh, diseased skanks.


AW sucks! A&W rocks!


The only people who get HIV are American women!


Haha and when the bait says she's 15 you still show up? Moron.


Hollywood is secretly controls by the feminist Jews!


Blow me up, Tom!


HHHEEEERRRRRRRRRE YOU GO! Kaboom.


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