All dogs post in heaven.


They don't?! Ruh-oh.


How cute is this, eh? I'm vomiting from all the cuteness here.


I'm a dog pretending to be a person giving advice.


Doggone it.


Dog posting about his own death.


Hey, they are advertising the same soul mate calculator we do! Cool!


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