All dogs post in heaven.

They don't?! Ruh-oh.

How cute is this, eh? I'm vomiting from all the cuteness here.

I'm a dog pretending to be a person giving advice.

Doggone it.

Dog posting about his own death.

Hey, they are advertising the same soul mate calculator we do! Cool!

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