Only a special kind of inventor could have the use of his immortality rings result in death.

Ah, I can breathe easy again! And I look fantastic!

"Only stupid women for me from now on!"

Don't talk like that, "ebayer99"! If so many people die who will be left for you to gouge on shipping prices?!

If you tilt your head just a little and look at all the stains on "sonofgod's" shirt it sort of looks like an H which is also one of the letters in "messiah!"

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