Only a special kind of inventor could have the use of his immortality rings result in death.
Ah, I can breathe easy again! And I look fantastic!
"Only stupid women for me from now on!"
Don't talk like that, "ebayer99"! If so many people die who will be left for you to gouge on shipping prices?!
If you tilt your head just a little and look at all the stains on "sonofgod's" shirt it sort of looks like an H which is also one of the letters in "messiah!"
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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