It must be great to watch him try and pick up women. "I sell these rings with magnets in 'em, yeah, I'm basically in the bible now."

Those FDA fatcats are always out and about trolling Internet forums to try and undermine Alex Chiu.

I have to say, I liked Alex Chiu a lot more when I thought he wasn't totally serious. It's sort of like if you get introduced to someone and they're making a silly face, you might think they were just telling a joke or something but they never really stop doing the face and it turns out that's just how their face is.

I think he's gorgeous just the way he is! You're all rude!

This is a perversion of science. Stephen Hawking is spinning in his chair.

The truth is out there. It's at community college.

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