Harmless angry venting or a chilling prelude to a lifetime in lockup? You make the call!
I can't imagine what kind of problem this is supposed to be a solution for but the cure is almost certainly worse than the disease.
Gosh Scotty, that's really kind of you to offer but I think I'll pass!
"Honey, you're so terrible that I'm leaving you for not only someone else, but another gender entirely." Don't worry dude, she's gonna be fine with it.
There are absolutely no words for this except for these ones that tell you there are no words (other than these).
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to eliminate the plague that is humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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