Harmless angry venting or a chilling prelude to a lifetime in lockup? You make the call!
I can't imagine what kind of problem this is supposed to be a solution for but the cure is almost certainly worse than the disease.
Gosh Scotty, that's really kind of you to offer but I think I'll pass!
"Honey, you're so terrible that I'm leaving you for not only someone else, but another gender entirely." Don't worry dude, she's gonna be fine with it.
There are absolutely no words for this except for these ones that tell you there are no words (other than these).
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.