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SHAKE THE HELL OUT OF IT ALREADY. We'll see you on Nancy Grace.
This is the saga of LonelyMarriedMan.
God I love watching people implode on the Internet.
This is what happens when a goon gets married.
Having babies is a hobby for this woman. And I thought my model train collection was bad.
DH is crying because his crazy ass wife is taking enough fertility drugs to give birth to the entire cast of The Little Rascals.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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