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SHAKE THE HELL OUT OF IT ALREADY. We'll see you on Nancy Grace.
This is the saga of LonelyMarriedMan.
God I love watching people implode on the Internet.
This is what happens when a goon gets married.
Having babies is a hobby for this woman. And I thought my model train collection was bad.
DH is crying because his crazy ass wife is taking enough fertility drugs to give birth to the entire cast of The Little Rascals.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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