If you were truly a smokin_hot_dude you wouldn't need any advice you fraud!

This is pretty much how I got the Weekend Web gig.

I think people who do bad things should go to jail or get free ice cream for life.

You can't read it but the post says, "Yeah! First of all some of the people suicide themselves because of their life. Some have very bad family background. So i think that death penalty is now common in life." I don't get it either.

They are all jealous that you are so smart and hot and want to kill yourself. That makes sense.

Thanks for the insightful comment. Yes, people do die in wars.

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