Look, I have no clue what is going on in this forum. It's called the Cartoon Doll Emporium and I can't tell if it's a forum for teenage girls or old men who pretend they are teenage girls. The only thing I know is that something sinister is going on here.

6. The check clears.


I can't give you advice because I am blind after reading your post.


Naruto virtual family role-playing? COUNT ME IN.


You know, if you're going to role-play, why role-play going to school?


God this forum is so creepy.


I hate people who celebrate their birthday right at 12:01 AM. Shut up and go to sleep you jerkoff.


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