I knew a girl in high school with a huge forehead, braids all over the place, and enormous teeth. Everyone called her Predator behind her back.
How long do you think it'll be before they're wearing capes around town?
This is even better than the time the gang from Mama's Family joined the crew of the Enterprise!
Why the hell does this exist?
CSI fans who want Sara and Nick to hook up are called "Snickers." I would have guessed it's because they're hungry and not going anywhere for a while.
I'd be surprised if there have been half a dozen showers between these 3 so far this month.
A Jerry / George / Kramer three-way is the kind of horrifying thought that tries men's souls.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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