Maybe "DSM" will take a break from rubbing his disgusting penis to eat some chili directly out of the can.
Milk: It does a body CREEPY AS HELL.
If you havin' (very, very old) girl problems I feel bad for you, son.
Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.
Here's what "ogulcanko" should do: Combine bleach and ammonia to make a love potion and drink as much of it as possible.
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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