Maybe "DSM" will take a break from rubbing his disgusting penis to eat some chili directly out of the can.
Milk: It does a body CREEPY AS HELL.
If you havin' (very, very old) girl problems I feel bad for you, son.
Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.
Here's what "ogulcanko" should do: Combine bleach and ammonia to make a love potion and drink as much of it as possible.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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