Maybe "DSM" will take a break from rubbing his disgusting penis to eat some chili directly out of the can.
Milk: It does a body CREEPY AS HELL.
If you havin' (very, very old) girl problems I feel bad for you, son.
Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.
Here's what "ogulcanko" should do: Combine bleach and ammonia to make a love potion and drink as much of it as possible.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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