Maybe "DSM" will take a break from rubbing his disgusting penis to eat some chili directly out of the can.
Milk: It does a body CREEPY AS HELL.
If you havin' (very, very old) girl problems I feel bad for you, son.
Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.
Here's what "ogulcanko" should do: Combine bleach and ammonia to make a love potion and drink as much of it as possible.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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