Nice how they have to remind each other not to rape people, a real quality bunch these folks are.
Well aren't you a polite bunch of gentlemen?
"My dad saw my sis as a sex object before I did, that bastard!"
"scrappy J" has found the perfect way to make dinnertime conversation more interesting.
Don't say you haven't wondered!
My, grandma, what enormous wrinkled tits you have!
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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