Playing with your prixy is like the biggest compliment you could possibly give someone.

Anything for you, "sculptedstud!"

This thread is all the more exciting when you realize this has been his plan for at least the last 6 months.

Yeah I read the Fark forums sometimes.

"Do I pay my junkie step-sister money for sex or not? Truly, this is a question no man can answer."

"Soooooo... What's for dinner?"

Hats off to the weirdo Incest people for my new favorite emoticon, I just know I'm going to get tons of use out of it.

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