I'll bet if Jadakiss himself knew what was going on at his forum he'd say, "I have a forum?" and then he'd continue not caring about it. It's still a good read anyway.

This first post sums up my feelings about everything that has ever happened in the world, ever.

Hell yeah, dudes.

The Jadakiss message board is the place to go to discuss penis length.

It's impossible to hold a conversation with "some random nigga" anymore.

whatcha know bout fig newtons

"brooklynsZONE" is basically the realest nigga to ever live.

"DatNuccaSkillz" is a shining knight forged by the roughness of the streets and polished by gentle buffing cloth of N64 rumble packs.

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