I'm just going to guess that you dont have a lot of friends, do you?
I can almost taste my dinner coming back up.
And then when it's all said and done, she can put on some Bryan Adams and the night will be complete. We are talking about the same Delilah right?
Nice guys get on farted on last.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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