I'm just going to guess that you dont have a lot of friends, do you?
I can almost taste my dinner coming back up.
And then when it's all said and done, she can put on some Bryan Adams and the night will be complete. We are talking about the same Delilah right?
Nice guys get on farted on last.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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