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I want to be Frodo and you be Samwise and we'll travel through the gassy bog to Fart Mountain and throw the One Fart into the lava and New Fartington will be saved.
Don't be such a fucking racist.
I'm sorry but "weird" does not even begin to explain this.
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Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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