You are a disgusting piece of shit [color=red] [font=wingdings] [size=72]

I want to be Frodo and you be Samwise and we'll travel through the gassy bog to Fart Mountain and throw the One Fart into the lava and New Fartington will be saved.

Don't be such a fucking racist.

I'm sorry but "weird" does not even begin to explain this.


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