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I want to be Frodo and you be Samwise and we'll travel through the gassy bog to Fart Mountain and throw the One Fart into the lava and New Fartington will be saved.
Don't be such a fucking racist.
I'm sorry but "weird" does not even begin to explain this.
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Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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