It has to be during the Rugby World Cup or I can't get a boner YOU HAVE TO DO IT THAT WAY ONLY.

Bwahahaha. The perfect crime. *twirls mustache*

I believe you, you crazy fuck.

It's amazing the shit that people peddle on the internet.

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