You used some sort of special hypnotic power to make a girl fart. Of all the cooler things you could have done, you chose this instead. Way to go.
Yep. That sounds like Jennifer Lopez alright.
*Drinks Mountain Dew and jumps out of an airplane* *farts*
Oh come on. You have to at least give us the "eat a fart" option. What kind of half-assed poll is this?
The Remains of Bidet (James Ivory, 1993)
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
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