You used some sort of special hypnotic power to make a girl fart. Of all the cooler things you could have done, you chose this instead. Way to go.
Yep. That sounds like Jennifer Lopez alright.
*Drinks Mountain Dew and jumps out of an airplane* *farts*
Oh come on. You have to at least give us the "eat a fart" option. What kind of half-assed poll is this?
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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