You used some sort of special hypnotic power to make a girl fart. Of all the cooler things you could have done, you chose this instead. Way to go.
Yep. That sounds like Jennifer Lopez alright.
*Drinks Mountain Dew and jumps out of an airplane* *farts*
Oh come on. You have to at least give us the "eat a fart" option. What kind of half-assed poll is this?
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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