You used some sort of special hypnotic power to make a girl fart. Of all the cooler things you could have done, you chose this instead. Way to go.

Yep. That sounds like Jennifer Lopez alright.

*Drinks Mountain Dew and jumps out of an airplane* *farts*

Oh come on. You have to at least give us the "eat a fart" option. What kind of half-assed poll is this?

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