You used some sort of special hypnotic power to make a girl fart. Of all the cooler things you could have done, you chose this instead. Way to go.
Yep. That sounds like Jennifer Lopez alright.
*Drinks Mountain Dew and jumps out of an airplane* *farts*
Oh come on. You have to at least give us the "eat a fart" option. What kind of half-assed poll is this?
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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