Those who read GWM have massive blue balls I guess.

Use the powers of your mind to think those panties away. Hypnosis works just as well. Hypnotize the panties into thinking they don't exist.


I have no damn clue what this guy is talking about or how it's supposed to aid him in getting laid.

Yeah baby, wanna come back to my place for a nude erection???

This technique totally works! I've had sex like THREE times!

This is good advice for anyone sitting at a keyboard clutching at their dick wondering why girls won't talk to them, Fast Seduction 101's largest demographic.

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