I printed out 10,000 copies of this and will be distributing them at the next GoonCon.


Thanks for the warning.


I remember when I had to write poetry for 11th grade English and all I did was write about raw sex. I got an A so I don't know what this guy is talking about.


Shit, I'm out of printer ink. GoonCon is only weeks away!


Shave?! But... my neckbeard... Friend, we've had some great times together... *strokes neck*


Microsoft viral marketing FOUND.


The first step is a cop-out. The whole point is about the sexual rush of getting caught!


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