I printed out 10,000 copies of this and will be distributing them at the next GoonCon.
Thanks for the warning.
I remember when I had to write poetry for 11th grade English and all I did was write about raw sex. I got an A so I don't know what this guy is talking about.
Shit, I'm out of printer ink. GoonCon is only weeks away!
Shave?! But... my neckbeard... Friend, we've had some great times together... *strokes neck*
Microsoft viral marketing FOUND.
The first step is a cop-out. The whole point is about the sexual rush of getting caught!
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
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