Keep trying buddy, the girls are bound to come around.

Stormtrooper of Death is an unstoppable shitposting juggernaut.

I too would like to know why you tell this.

All your digital streams are belong to the fed.

And if the freedom those Afghan people want is the ability to treat their women like shit and murder anyone who expresses feelings they disagree with without any repercussions, then I, Stormtrooper of Death, support them!

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