Keep trying buddy, the girls are bound to come around.
Stormtrooper of Death is an unstoppable shitposting juggernaut.
I too would like to know why you tell this.
All your digital streams are belong to the fed.
And if the freedom those Afghan people want is the ability to treat their women like shit and murder anyone who expresses feelings they disagree with without any repercussions, then I, Stormtrooper of Death, support them!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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