The morbidly obese rarely win anything.
I think it's a whole lot more likely that "otobeawanker" spent August 11, 2003 at home drinking barbeque sauce.
Broomshido is weak. It is no match for rake-won-do.
Now we'll see who the real cacahead is.
THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM WILL PAY FOR TED'S ARROGANCE TOWARD THE CHESS CLUB....
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
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