The morbidly obese rarely win anything.

I think it's a whole lot more likely that "otobeawanker" spent August 11, 2003 at home drinking barbeque sauce.

Broomshido is weak. It is no match for rake-won-do.

Now we'll see who the real cacahead is.

THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM WILL PAY FOR TED'S ARROGANCE TOWARD THE CHESS CLUB....

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