The morbidly obese rarely win anything.
I think it's a whole lot more likely that "otobeawanker" spent August 11, 2003 at home drinking barbeque sauce.
Broomshido is weak. It is no match for rake-won-do.
Now we'll see who the real cacahead is.
THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM WILL PAY FOR TED'S ARROGANCE TOWARD THE CHESS CLUB....
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
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