The morbidly obese rarely win anything.
I think it's a whole lot more likely that "otobeawanker" spent August 11, 2003 at home drinking barbeque sauce.
Broomshido is weak. It is no match for rake-won-do.
Now we'll see who the real cacahead is.
THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM WILL PAY FOR TED'S ARROGANCE TOWARD THE CHESS CLUB....
In case you read my profile online and got excited, I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings.
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