While I was working on this week's installment I had the idea of calling it "Brain Death Week" and leading it with the definition of brain death, its causes, and so on. Then I realized that would describe almost every week's forums so I just stroked my chin and nodded thoughtfully.

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Planet X, Conspiracy theories, Doomsday predictions, they've got it all!

Gallagher will enjoy a brief resurgence, then fade back into obscurity.

Today is actually Robert Blake's birthday! Happy birthday, Robert Blake!

It's also about 4 years from anyone who gives a shit.

Try not to jump to any conclusions there, Jean-Luc.

If anyone can figure out what the hell the show Dinosaurs has to do with anything please tell me.

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