Hey, like my tattoo? I got one because I'm a unique person with a unique personality and all my friends have them.
The stabbed beet symbolizes a deep hatred of vegetables and all foods natural.
Woah, it's the guy who runs the car wash, and he's fuckin' pissed.
Nice, even the lion is rolling its eyes.
Oh no, look at that. You spilled mistake all over yourself.
"Make my arm look like cancer."
You can always find the most profound, life-changing shit written on the inside of weird girls' mouths.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
To celebrate this week's announcement of Mega Man 11 - the first Mega Man game since Mega Man 6 on the NES - let's remember all the terrific bosses we've faced in this beloved series!
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Buy three Epic Loot Crates for only $7.99, get a free fourth loot crate for only $2.99!
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.