Hey, like my tattoo? I got one because I'm a unique person with a unique personality and all my friends have them.
The stabbed beet symbolizes a deep hatred of vegetables and all foods natural.
Woah, it's the guy who runs the car wash, and he's fuckin' pissed.
Nice, even the lion is rolling its eyes.
Oh no, look at that. You spilled mistake all over yourself.
"Make my arm look like cancer."
You can always find the most profound, life-changing shit written on the inside of weird girls' mouths.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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