LikeMyTattoo
Hey, like my tattoo? I got one because I'm a unique person with a unique personality and all my friends have them.
The stabbed beet symbolizes a deep hatred of vegetables and all foods natural.
Woah, it's the guy who runs the car wash, and he's fuckin' pissed.
Nice, even the lion is rolling its eyes.
Oh no, look at that. You spilled mistake all over yourself.
"Make my arm look like cancer."
You can always find the most profound, life-changing shit written on the inside of weird girls' mouths.
This Week on Something Awful...
Meditations from a Movable Weiner
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Danny DeVito is on the move!
Danny DeVito is crawling from movie to movie! (Sometimes he's naked, so prepare yourself for that.)
Achtung! Cthulhu Adventure: Catch-666 (Part 1)
Zack takes Steve on an adventure into weird World War 2 courtesy of Achtung! Cthulhu.
Realistic Expectations For This Year's Biggest Games
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
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