LikeMyTattoo

Hey, like my tattoo? I got one because I'm a unique person with a unique personality and all my friends have them.

The stabbed beet symbolizes a deep hatred of vegetables and all foods natural.

Woah, it's the guy who runs the car wash, and he's fuckin' pissed.

Nice, even the lion is rolling its eyes.

Oh no, look at that. You spilled mistake all over yourself.

"Make my arm look like cancer."

You can always find the most profound, life-changing shit written on the inside of weird girls' mouths.

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