In reality, the only thing that's erupting for "swords" is his acne.
I'm going to hazard a guess and say that maybe, oh, NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED.
Don't do that, they'll dump your backpack in the toilet.
What the fuck kind of Thunderdome are these guys living in?
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Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons explained; Part 2!
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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