In reality, the only thing that's erupting for "swords" is his acne.
I'm going to hazard a guess and say that maybe, oh, NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED.
Don't do that, they'll dump your backpack in the toilet.
What the fuck kind of Thunderdome are these guys living in?
NO BLOOD FOR LUNCH MONEY
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
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