In reality, the only thing that's erupting for "swords" is his acne.
I'm going to hazard a guess and say that maybe, oh, NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED.
Don't do that, they'll dump your backpack in the toilet.
What the fuck kind of Thunderdome are these guys living in?
NO BLOOD FOR LUNCH MONEY
The good news is the republican convention is over. The bad news is if I can escape this police car how do I anull a marriage??
Take a look at Hollywood's brightest stars who won't be allowed to shine at this year's RNC.
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