In reality, the only thing that's erupting for "swords" is his acne.
I'm going to hazard a guess and say that maybe, oh, NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED.
Don't do that, they'll dump your backpack in the toilet.
What the fuck kind of Thunderdome are these guys living in?
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