In reality, the only thing that's erupting for "swords" is his acne.
I'm going to hazard a guess and say that maybe, oh, NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED.
Don't do that, they'll dump your backpack in the toilet.
What the fuck kind of Thunderdome are these guys living in?
NO BLOOD FOR LUNCH MONEY
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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