Somewhere between backyard wrestlers and anime fans lie Internet martial artists. Watch out because they'll cut your fucking face right off!
He just lays on the ground like a jerk!
"long spiritual path" wants to be an unloved and useless human being.
Congratulations on your first heart attack.
Christmas ornaments under the windows. Works every time.
My grandpa was aware of when Wheel of Fortune was coming on. That's it.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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