Somewhere between backyard wrestlers and anime fans lie Internet martial artists. Watch out because they'll cut your fucking face right off!
He just lays on the ground like a jerk!
"long spiritual path" wants to be an unloved and useless human being.
Congratulations on your first heart attack.
Christmas ornaments under the windows. Works every time.
My grandpa was aware of when Wheel of Fortune was coming on. That's it.
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"God of War is the realization of our collective hopes and dreams, not just as gamers, but as gamer-citizens."
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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