This week's forums feel like the 1980's to me. The martial arts, the tattoos... Not so much the forklifts and ravers, really, but the 80's feel is still definitely here. It even brought back the memory of how I was probably responsible for my childhood friend Mike's brother's iguana's death. Good times.

Actually, not really good times. Just times.


Somewhere between backyard wrestlers and anime fans lie Internet martial artists. Watch out because they'll cut your fucking face right off!

He just lays on the ground like a jerk!

"long spiritual path" wants to be an unloved and useless human being.

Congratulations on your first heart attack.

Christmas ornaments under the windows. Works every time.

My grandpa was aware of when Wheel of Fortune was coming on. That's it.

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