Somewhere between backyard wrestlers and anime fans lie Internet martial artists. Watch out because they'll cut your fucking face right off!
He just lays on the ground like a jerk!
"long spiritual path" wants to be an unloved and useless human being.
Congratulations on your first heart attack.
Christmas ornaments under the windows. Works every time.
My grandpa was aware of when Wheel of Fortune was coming on. That's it.
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The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
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