Somewhere between backyard wrestlers and anime fans lie Internet martial artists. Watch out because they'll cut your fucking face right off!
He just lays on the ground like a jerk!
"long spiritual path" wants to be an unloved and useless human being.
Congratulations on your first heart attack.
Christmas ornaments under the windows. Works every time.
My grandpa was aware of when Wheel of Fortune was coming on. That's it.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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