Just imagine what it would be like.

I guess this is a continuation of the flower discussion.

My true feelings for Sonic can only be expressed in this sonnet I wrote...

Parents! Argh!

You may laugh now, but one day anime races will be an olympic sport.

And it just goes on like this.

DBZ vs. SONIC: The Final Battle

The debate rages on.

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