Volcano ejaculation. My favorite.
I'm not sure if you want to read all this. But if you do, it's what dreams are made of.
God I love AZNs.
AZN does Spiderman.
I'm not sure this guy has thought through his theory that well.
Don't worry, it happens to all of us.
This nigga is straight up philosophical.
This is how we do.
I'm the best hacker at my high school.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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