Volcano ejaculation. My favorite.
I'm not sure if you want to read all this. But if you do, it's what dreams are made of.
God I love AZNs.
AZN does Spiderman.
I'm not sure this guy has thought through his theory that well.
Don't worry, it happens to all of us.
This nigga is straight up philosophical.
This is how we do.
I'm the best hacker at my high school.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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