Fuuuuuuck...

In the words of Paul Mooney, everybody wants to be a nigger but nobody wants to be a nigger. But I do, Paul... I do...

In the world of fukken wit animals Steve Irwin will be sorely missed.

Politics. AZN style.

"The white man is the devil! LMAO" -Malcolm X

I call that a Friday night out.

Now this is getting hot.

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