I loved Sonic the Hedgehog when I was a kid. I have fond memories of collecting gold coins and running into conveniently placed spikes like a retard. Unfortunately that image from my youth has been forever tainted by anime-obsessed Sonic fans. By taking Sonic into anime, they spawned an entire subculture of 14 year olds that take Sonic way too seriously. The Sonic Zone is the place where they congregate, and think of further ways to destroy my childhood.
Thank you for introducing yourself. So tell us where you want to have sex with Sonic.
I want to rape her.
Anime avatar. Check. Hates school. Check. How much you want to bet he hates his parents too?
Hello! Welcome to the Sonic Zone Forums! Pull up a chair and tell us which character you think Sonic should date!
Just make sure it's not your fan character. I mean business here.
Pleased to meet you. Meat to please you.
Yeah, I've hacked into protected forums. What of it?
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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