What a lovely and touching moron chant that was.

I assume "RealJustice1963" isn't an equal opportunity employer.

One day the whites and the blacks will rise up and join forces to rid this world of Jewish people once and for all. And when that happens let me just say I will be out there on the very first day looting me a new television.

One of the few things I like about children is that racial issues aren't very apparent to them. The reason a black kid would pick on a white kid isn't because one is racist against the other, it's because one is bigger than the other. In essence, the black kid's beatings of the white kid is a normal part of life.

You can't get any more redneck than this.

I have that same problem. I can't seem to find a job that allows me to work with fat computer nerds all day.

I've got nothing to say.

If America lost the spiritual war then France won the wine war. If France won the apple cider war then Russia lost the civil war, and that means Gamecube won the console war. Oh this doesn't add up at all!

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