There's this thing called a 'period'. You use it to end one sentence so you can start another.
This is actually the best post I've seen on Bolt.com
I can do it. All I need is a bottle of gin and a couple of retarded strippers.
Science at work folks.
You also have this thing on your neck. Oh wait that's your face. ZING.
"Lauren_Loves" tells it like it is.
They turn into a praying mantis and eat your brains.
"AmyKakes" has her priorities set straight.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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