There's this thing called a 'period'. You use it to end one sentence so you can start another.

This is actually the best post I've seen on

I can do it. All I need is a bottle of gin and a couple of retarded strippers.

Science at work folks.

You also have this thing on your neck. Oh wait that's your face. ZING.

"Lauren_Loves" tells it like it is.

They turn into a praying mantis and eat your brains.

"AmyKakes" has her priorities set straight.

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