There's this thing called a 'period'. You use it to end one sentence so you can start another.
This is actually the best post I've seen on Bolt.com
I can do it. All I need is a bottle of gin and a couple of retarded strippers.
Science at work folks.
You also have this thing on your neck. Oh wait that's your face. ZING.
"Lauren_Loves" tells it like it is.
They turn into a praying mantis and eat your brains.
"AmyKakes" has her priorities set straight.
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What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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