There's this thing called a 'period'. You use it to end one sentence so you can start another.
This is actually the best post I've seen on Bolt.com
I can do it. All I need is a bottle of gin and a couple of retarded strippers.
Science at work folks.
You also have this thing on your neck. Oh wait that's your face. ZING.
"Lauren_Loves" tells it like it is.
They turn into a praying mantis and eat your brains.
"AmyKakes" has her priorities set straight.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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