There's this thing called a 'period'. You use it to end one sentence so you can start another.
This is actually the best post I've seen on Bolt.com
I can do it. All I need is a bottle of gin and a couple of retarded strippers.
Science at work folks.
You also have this thing on your neck. Oh wait that's your face. ZING.
"Lauren_Loves" tells it like it is.
They turn into a praying mantis and eat your brains.
"AmyKakes" has her priorities set straight.
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
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