Welcome to marykate1's poetry corner. You're guaranteed to feel pain one way or another.

This could make an interesting angst-filled country song if she'd throw some stuff about horses into it.

How about, I don't know, DON'T EAT. It feels like I'm doing all the thinking around here.

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