Welcome to marykate1's poetry corner. You're guaranteed to feel pain one way or another.
This could make an interesting angst-filled country song if she'd throw some stuff about horses into it.
How about, I don't know, DON'T EAT. It feels like I'm doing all the thinking around here.
That's it for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Marxux, AvidAcid, Iceberg-Slim, touqueguy, puffery, The-Real-Game, dsmurf, Dr Benzene, sturr, jackelope, anotherone, Musophobic, Spacecow, ImTallGermanJoe, Shmorky, Kyaris, and steveneccles.
If you know of a real stinker of a forum for a future Weekend Web, or if you're about to cast some kind of spell on me, please let me know about it!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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