Welcome to marykate1's poetry corner. You're guaranteed to feel pain one way or another.
This could make an interesting angst-filled country song if she'd throw some stuff about horses into it.
How about, I don't know, DON'T EAT. It feels like I'm doing all the thinking around here.
That's it for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Marxux, AvidAcid, Iceberg-Slim, touqueguy, puffery, The-Real-Game, dsmurf, Dr Benzene, sturr, jackelope, anotherone, Musophobic, Spacecow, ImTallGermanJoe, Shmorky, Kyaris, and steveneccles.
If you know of a real stinker of a forum for a future Weekend Web, or if you're about to cast some kind of spell on me, please let me know about it!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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