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It took so many years and we lost so many good men, but it's finally over. The race to find the coolest way to wear a baseball cap has come to an end.

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Holy shit, kids today. Back in my day we hid our own problems while laughing at everyone else's and THAT'S HOW WE LIKED IT.

Replay the "weird looks and laughter" one a few times.

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