Take whatever you can get, Fabio.

If she's trying to dig the baby out with her own feet, then yeah.

Next thing you know she'll be complaining that her grandma is dying or something. Grow up!

I don't know, I've seen some pretty masculine-looking chicks and it's easy to get confused.

Now nobody can ever say men are more disgusting than women.

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