It's a little like being a disgusting Jedi.

You mean I could look like the undead AND be incontenent? Sign me up!

Oh fooey, what do doctors know anyway? She probably just needed a nap is all.

Damn straight, you tell it, sis.

Oh.

Haha! Great joke, you sickening drain on society!

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