It's a little like being a disgusting Jedi.
You mean I could look like the undead AND be incontenent? Sign me up!
Oh fooey, what do doctors know anyway? She probably just needed a nap is all.
Damn straight, you tell it, sis.
Haha! Great joke, you sickening drain on society!
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.