It's a little like being a disgusting Jedi.
You mean I could look like the undead AND be incontenent? Sign me up!
Oh fooey, what do doctors know anyway? She probably just needed a nap is all.
Damn straight, you tell it, sis.
Haha! Great joke, you sickening drain on society!
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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