No, nobody's morphing into a truck or a badass fighter jet here. Just insecure teenagers changing into skeletal or dead insecure teenagers.
Way to go, you broke your genitals.
You are what you eat, and you can't move forward if you're stationery.
RIDDLE ME THIS, FATTIES!!
Seeing your own skeleton is "in" this season!
Yeah you're not going to commit suicide with anorexia, good call.
Better vomit all of that pesky blood out, it's just weighing you down.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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