Project Shapeshift

No, nobody's morphing into a truck or a badass fighter jet here. Just insecure teenagers changing into skeletal or dead insecure teenagers.

Way to go, you broke your genitals.

You are what you eat, and you can't move forward if you're stationery.

RIDDLE ME THIS, FATTIES!!

Seeing your own skeleton is "in" this season!

Yeah you're not going to commit suicide with anorexia, good call.

Better vomit all of that pesky blood out, it's just weighing you down.

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