Judge not lest ye be judged! Who among us can honestly say they have never done this?
ROTFLMAO I have no teeth and no man will ever touch me.
Yeah he's pretty tough now, but I'd like to see what he says when his dad is beating the hell out of him for being a goth loser.
My black heart has already pre-ordered it.
I think Nintendo is going to come by shortly and buy back your copy of Pokemon from you. They want you out of their fan base.
Why are we arguing here? Americans are fat and lazy, goths are worthless, and I can bench twice my weight. Then again, I'm not American.
GIVE ME EYELINER OR GIVE ME DEATH.
Don't worry, I'm on the phone with child services right now.
Make sure to take pictures of your goth wedding and post them on some image sharing site so we can all enjoy them.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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