The question I'm trying to ask here is, how can I get this car to make sweet love to me?


Yeah I love it I'm sporting a huge boner as I type this!


This guy probably lives at home and works only to buy toys since his parents cut him off years ago in the hopes that he might leave someday. Why don't parents kick their kids out of the house anymore? Maybe this guy wouldn't be obsessed with robot car lizards or whatever the hell this LiveJournal community is about if his parents threw him out on his ass.


I feel bad for the car.


I don't even want to know where this is going.


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