If your ritual chamber doesn't look like Doom II then you're doing it all wrong!

It would suck if it were always 6 o'clock.

Just send out your resume to robot companies? Is it that hard?

Einstein's theory of relativity has some flaws. Let me, LightAngel, fix it.

He read How to Win Friends and Influence Sluts by SATAN.

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– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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