If your ritual chamber doesn't look like Doom II then you're doing it all wrong!
It would suck if it were always 6 o'clock.
Just send out your resume to robot companies? Is it that hard?
Einstein's theory of relativity has some flaws. Let me, LightAngel, fix it.
He read How to Win Friends and Influence Sluts by SATAN.
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Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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