If your ritual chamber doesn't look like Doom II then you're doing it all wrong!
It would suck if it were always 6 o'clock.
Just send out your resume to robot companies? Is it that hard?
Einstein's theory of relativity has some flaws. Let me, LightAngel, fix it.
He read How to Win Friends and Influence Sluts by SATAN.
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Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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