If your ritual chamber doesn't look like Doom II then you're doing it all wrong!
It would suck if it were always 6 o'clock.
Just send out your resume to robot companies? Is it that hard?
Einstein's theory of relativity has some flaws. Let me, LightAngel, fix it.
He read How to Win Friends and Influence Sluts by SATAN.
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Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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