If your ritual chamber doesn't look like Doom II then you're doing it all wrong!

It would suck if it were always 6 o'clock.

Just send out your resume to robot companies? Is it that hard?

Einstein's theory of relativity has some flaws. Let me, LightAngel, fix it.

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