I want to receive God's huge load.

A mountain of posts is too much for one man.

Stop masturbating and install Linux. That'll solve all your problems!

Masturbation is a natural part of life! And uhm... so is spying on your best friend having sex with his girlfriend. There's nothing to be ashamed of... I think.

But I need my hand for tugging on my pecker!

Listen, God hasn't stopped loving me and I haven't stopped loving jerking off. Everybody is a winner here.

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