I want to receive God's huge load.
A mountain of posts is too much for one man.
Stop masturbating and install Linux. That'll solve all your problems!
Masturbation is a natural part of life! And uhm... so is spying on your best friend having sex with his girlfriend. There's nothing to be ashamed of... I think.
But I need my hand for tugging on my pecker!
Listen, God hasn't stopped loving me and I haven't stopped loving jerking off. Everybody is a winner here.
Liberals have once again used the media to attack Trump. We have the leaked script for Rogue One that exposes all of their vile lies.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
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