I want to receive God's huge load.
A mountain of posts is too much for one man.
Stop masturbating and install Linux. That'll solve all your problems!
Masturbation is a natural part of life! And uhm... so is spying on your best friend having sex with his girlfriend. There's nothing to be ashamed of... I think.
But I need my hand for tugging on my pecker!
Listen, God hasn't stopped loving me and I haven't stopped loving jerking off. Everybody is a winner here.
Only three episodes left until the big finale of this show! The finale you have all been waiting for to season 4. Or was it season 5?
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
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