I want to receive God's huge load.


A mountain of posts is too much for one man.


Stop masturbating and install Linux. That'll solve all your problems!


Masturbation is a natural part of life! And uhm... so is spying on your best friend having sex with his girlfriend. There's nothing to be ashamed of... I think.


But I need my hand for tugging on my pecker!


Listen, God hasn't stopped loving me and I haven't stopped loving jerking off. Everybody is a winner here.


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