Thanks! I love chatting!
If I were a woman I would be more than comfortable talking to this guy and divulging personal information to him.
He's like the drunk girl at a party, only that the last party this guy got invited to was his friend's 10th birthday party and was never asked back to another one.
Special thanks to quebb, Defenestration, SAKU FUCKING KOIVU, Cornballer, Jip_Bip_Jo, subscreet, Sneakums and triumphant chordate. They make my world go 'round.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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