Thanks! I love chatting!

If I were a woman I would be more than comfortable talking to this guy and divulging personal information to him.

He's like the drunk girl at a party, only that the last party this guy got invited to was his friend's 10th birthday party and was never asked back to another one.

You... monster...

Special thanks to quebb, Defenestration, SAKU FUCKING KOIVU, Cornballer, Jip_Bip_Jo, subscreet, Sneakums and triumphant chordate. They make my world go 'round.

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