Thanks! I love chatting!
If I were a woman I would be more than comfortable talking to this guy and divulging personal information to him.
He's like the drunk girl at a party, only that the last party this guy got invited to was his friend's 10th birthday party and was never asked back to another one.
Special thanks to quebb, Defenestration, SAKU FUCKING KOIVU, Cornballer, Jip_Bip_Jo, subscreet, Sneakums and triumphant chordate. They make my world go 'round.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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