I'm seconding this but also try to fit the store greeter somewhere in the story. Make him a lighthearted old pervert, but not too over the top.
"Oh Batman!", Catwoman moaned, as he thrust his Bat-a-rang into her yearning vagina. "You have conquered this pussy yet again."
Won't someone please help this blind old man?
Joe Adcock. Family man.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
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