I'm seconding this but also try to fit the store greeter somewhere in the story. Make him a lighthearted old pervert, but not too over the top.
"Oh Batman!", Catwoman moaned, as he thrust his Bat-a-rang into her yearning vagina. "You have conquered this pussy yet again."
Won't someone please help this blind old man?
Joe Adcock. Family man.
NFL teams may soon be lining up to bid on a man who can destroy defensive lines as thoroughly as he destroyed his own child's balls.
One roommate's art-fueled movement goes terribly wrong.
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