"Inadvertently". Yeah they all say that.

This discussion is way off-topic! Let's just get back to luring women with our piss scent.


Every so often a child tells him he stinks because he's sweaty? Is this before or after he dismounts them? Yikes.

Sorry I only use AXe Body Spray and the chicks are all over me!

Uh, I'd check my wallet, bro. I wouldn't be surprised if $500 and your credit cards are missing.

Science at work!

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