Ugh, what a creepy fuck.
The people selling them this bullshit are making out like bandits. I need to get into the pheromone business and take advantage of lonely guys. In fact taking advantage of lonely guys is a very lucrative industry in itself. Forget about dot-coms. The lonely guy industry bubble will never burst!
Flies to shit. I couldn't have said it better myself.
I got some really potent stuff that'll attract those little boys like nothin' else!
Yeah I'd be banging the hottest chick I could find at the bus stop...
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
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