This post only proves that Atheists can believe stupid shit too.


A deer with titties is God. Oh great.


God hentai. Hell yeah, now it's getting interesting.


This guy is making this whole ordeal out to be this really big situation but it's probably like three guys prank calling each other over and over.


I've heard of the Necronomicon, but is there a Necronomi-Con???


Maybe technology wins because magic SUCKS. Get off the Internet with your Harry Potter shit.


Animes and occultists, hell yeah.

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