Haha "there's lot's of delusional people on the Internet". You said it, man.
If the living doesn't want to have sexual relations with you, what makes you think the spirits do?
Most people would just do the deed instead of blubbering about on the Internet.
"I like using fictional things because reality is so hard."
Numbers are fun.
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Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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