Haha "there's lot's of delusional people on the Internet". You said it, man.

If the living doesn't want to have sexual relations with you, what makes you think the spirits do?

Most people would just do the deed instead of blubbering about on the Internet.

"I like using fictional things because reality is so hard."


Numbers are fun.

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