Haha "there's lot's of delusional people on the Internet". You said it, man.
If the living doesn't want to have sexual relations with you, what makes you think the spirits do?
Most people would just do the deed instead of blubbering about on the Internet.
"I like using fictional things because reality is so hard."
Numbers are fun.
Special thanks to Foggy, OrganGrinder, Vermain, Racist Underwear, King Awesome, BMH, actionjackson, deathmike, Villon, softbomb, VinylDood, and esc, all of which whom smell fantastic if given the chance.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.