Maybe they decided to focus on someone in the school more pathetic than you.
That's some Harrina Potter shit.
Oh no not hacker attacks!
Lord Drago can only get laid on the astral plane.
Those attempts, sadly, have been unsuccessful.
Gay Nazis who love everybody are a small but growing segment of the population.
Damn, you guys are persecuted more than blacks! If only Martin Luther King Jr. was a goth.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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