Maybe they decided to focus on someone in the school more pathetic than you.
That's some Harrina Potter shit.
Oh no not hacker attacks!
Lord Drago can only get laid on the astral plane.
Those attempts, sadly, have been unsuccessful.
Gay Nazis who love everybody are a small but growing segment of the population.
Damn, you guys are persecuted more than blacks! If only Martin Luther King Jr. was a goth.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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