Maybe they decided to focus on someone in the school more pathetic than you.
That's some Harrina Potter shit.
Oh no not hacker attacks!
Lord Drago can only get laid on the astral plane.
Those attempts, sadly, have been unsuccessful.
Gay Nazis who love everybody are a small but growing segment of the population.
Damn, you guys are persecuted more than blacks! If only Martin Luther King Jr. was a goth.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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