Now she looks like a really sweet lady.
Forsoothe! 'Tis the darkest daye in which an olde worlde knight maketh love to a gobline.
I wonder how many times he's tried wearing a vest without a shirt? Probably more than once.
Interests include: Stealing glasses from the Golden Girls.
HERE COME THE LADIES!
I don't know about you, but I have a thing for girls who plan on being alive.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
Gotta imprison and psychologically torture 'em all!
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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