Now she looks like a really sweet lady.
Forsoothe! 'Tis the darkest daye in which an olde worlde knight maketh love to a gobline.
I wonder how many times he's tried wearing a vest without a shirt? Probably more than once.
Interests include: Stealing glasses from the Golden Girls.
HERE COME THE LADIES!
I don't know about you, but I have a thing for girls who plan on being alive.
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is the TROPE NAMER for: You Just Got Marvel Cinematic Universe’d!
VILE RASPUTIN-LIKE PUG - Gnarly facial hair and long nails that drag across the floor. Ceaseless wet cough. Glass-eyed gaze. Menacing giggle. Ideal for advanced owners only.
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