Now she looks like a really sweet lady.

Forsoothe! 'Tis the darkest daye in which an olde worlde knight maketh love to a gobline.

I wonder how many times he's tried wearing a vest without a shirt? Probably more than once.

Interests include: Stealing glasses from the Golden Girls.


I don't know about you, but I have a thing for girls who plan on being alive.

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