Now she looks like a really sweet lady.
Forsoothe! 'Tis the darkest daye in which an olde worlde knight maketh love to a gobline.
I wonder how many times he's tried wearing a vest without a shirt? Probably more than once.
Interests include: Stealing glasses from the Golden Girls.
HERE COME THE LADIES!
I don't know about you, but I have a thing for girls who plan on being alive.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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