I'm not sure how she could possibly be "more than meets the eye" because a whole damn lot of her seems to be meeting mine already.

For someone with an interest in "abstinence" she sure puts a lot of effort into a casual sex website.

"OWLS"

It's that beautiful time of year when the Cryptkeeper's thoughts turn to those of romance.

what the shit

A putrid knight draws near!

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