I'm not sure how she could possibly be "more than meets the eye" because a whole damn lot of her seems to be meeting mine already.
For someone with an interest in "abstinence" she sure puts a lot of effort into a casual sex website.
It's that beautiful time of year when the Cryptkeeper's thoughts turn to those of romance.
what the shit
A putrid knight draws near!
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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