I'm not sure how she could possibly be "more than meets the eye" because a whole damn lot of her seems to be meeting mine already.
For someone with an interest in "abstinence" she sure puts a lot of effort into a casual sex website.
It's that beautiful time of year when the Cryptkeeper's thoughts turn to those of romance.
what the shit
A putrid knight draws near!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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