I'm not sure how she could possibly be "more than meets the eye" because a whole damn lot of her seems to be meeting mine already.
For someone with an interest in "abstinence" she sure puts a lot of effort into a casual sex website.
It's that beautiful time of year when the Cryptkeeper's thoughts turn to those of romance.
what the shit
A putrid knight draws near!
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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