I forgot where I was going with this, but it's time for Weekend Web anyway.
The Doll Forum
There's a whole community out there for people who buy multi-thousand dollar sex dolls and post about boning them. It's definitely as pitiful as it sounds.
Honey, I love you, but putting my ding-dong inside a fake woman is my life. Don't try and change me.
Eh guys? Eh? EH?
The only thing weirder than boning a dummy is boning a dummy that looks like it's crying.
That whole "being alive" thing is overrated.
Keep on reaching for that restraining order.
I can just imagine some bald fat guy with a laptop and a gun breaking down doors to find his plastic lover.
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